Introducing the Big Inc. “Tie-Dye” Hoodie: a bold sartorial statement that will put the “fun” back in your business casual! This high-quality, 100% cotton hoodie not only wraps you in a warm embrace of pure coziness, but also boasts a startlingly realistic print of your favorite BiG MiSTER’s signature red tie on the front. It’s as if you’ve stolen it right from his closet… but we promise we won’t tell.

Strutting down the Big Inc. corridors in this conversation piece, you’re sure to get a few double-takes, a lot of laughs, and possibly some concerned looks from HR. Perfect for dress-down Fridays, company-wide Zoom meetings, or those awkward Secret Santa exchanges, this hoodie says, “Yes, I take my job seriously… but not THAT seriously.”

Our hoodie promises comfort, quality, and an instant conversation starter about BiG MiSTER’s unique backstory. Remember when he was just a small Mister? Oh, those were the days. If his tale of poverty, family drama, and business success doesn’t inspire you, we don’t know what will. But let’s be honest, you’re here for the tie.

Available now at our secret underground commissary (turn left at the water cooler, take the slide down to level B3), the “Tie-Dye” Hoodie is more than just a piece of clothing. It’s a statement. A homage to the red tie that started it all. And a reminder to us all that with a little bit of grit, determination, and a weirdly specific printed hoodie, we too can help BiG MiSTER achieve his goals.

The BiG MiSTER “Tie-Dye” Hoodie. Because nothing screams “corporate synergy” quite like wearing your boss’s tie on your chest. Hurry up! Stocks are limited. It’s either this or a lanyard. The choice is yours.