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Introducing the Big Inc. "Tie-Dye" Hoodie: a bold sartorial statement that will put the "fun" back in your business casual! This high-quality, 100% cotton hoodie not only wraps you in a warm embrace of pure coziness, but also boasts a startlingly realistic print of your favorite BiG MiSTER's signature red tie on the front. It's as if you've stolen it right from his closet... but we promise we won't tell. Strutting down the Big Inc. corridors in this conversation piece, you're sure to get a few double-takes, a lot of laughs, and possibly some concerned looks from HR. Perfect for dress-down Fridays, company-wide Zoom meetings, or those awkward Secret Santa exchanges, this hoodie says, "Yes, I take my job seriously... but not THAT seriously." Our hoodie promises comfort, quality, and an instant conversation starter about BiG MiSTER's unique backstory. Remember when he was just a small Mister? Oh, those were the days. If his tale of poverty, family drama, and business success doesn't inspire you, we don't know what will. But let's be honest, you're here for the tie. Available now at our secret underground commissary (turn left at the water cooler, take the slide down to level B3), the "Tie-Dye" Hoodie is more than just a piece of clothing. It's a statement. A homage to the red tie that started it all. And a reminder to us all that with a little bit of grit, determination, and a weirdly specific printed hoodie, we too can help BiG MiSTER achieve his goals. The BiG MiSTER "Tie-Dye" Hoodie. Because nothing screams "corporate synergy" quite like wearing your boss's tie on your chest. Hurry up! Stocks are limited. It's either this or a lanyard. The choice is yours.
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Introducing the Big Inc Mug - the only mug that carries your coffee with as much style as BiG MiSTER carries his empire. Handcrafted with painstaking care by the talented goblins in our secret underground commissary (the one with disco lights and karaoke on Fridays), this mug is as sturdy as BiG MiSTER's resolve and as shiny as his polished loafers. It's not just a mug, it's a statement. A proclamation of your allegiance to Big Inc and its irrefutable might. A statement that says, "I might be sipping a latte, but I'm also silently dominating industries in 37 countries." Crafted from the tears of our competitors and glazed with the sweat of ambition, this 11-ounce ceramic monument to corporate success can withstand even the hottest triple-shot espresso. Its ergonomic design guarantees a perfect fit for your hand. Get your Big Inc Mug today and show the world you're not just any employee – you're part of a corporate legacy.
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Presenting the "BiG MiSTER Signature Tee"! Sourced directly from the secret underground commissary of Big Inc, this T-shirt isn't just a cloth – it's a work of art, steeped in corporate mystique, family drama, and the relentless spirit of capitalism! Manufactured in our subterranean fashion forge, this Tee is made of 100% high-quality cotton – the kind that whispers sweet nothings to your skin. But don't be fooled by its luxurious softness, it's as sturdy as the indomitable will of BiG MiSTER himself. It won't just survive the washing machine, it'll come out owning it. Adorned with the iconic logo of Big Inc, wearing this Tee means more than just showing off your exquisite taste in corporate swag. It means you're part of the Big Inc story, the epic saga of a single mom's eldest child who not only became a surrogate father but also managed to build a company that basically owns... well, everything. Get your hands on this T-shirt, and you're not just getting a piece of premium cotton – you're getting a piece of history, a tangible connection to BiG MiSTER's rags-to-riches journey. So why wait? Grab this T-shirt, and tell the world that you, too, believe in the power of fierce dedication, relentless ambition, and maybe, just maybe, the magic of a secret underground commissary. Because, who knows? It might just inspire you to conquer your own washing machine someday. Disclaimer: T-shirt does not guarantee actual ownership of washing machines or any other household appliances. Also, the 'sweet nothings' whispered by the shirt are metaphorical and not literal whispers. If your shirt starts talking, please consult a professional.
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The VXV Hex shirt was intended to be HODLed away in our deep and mysterious loot closet, however, when we shared the design to the Vectorspace community we received an onslaught of support and some amazing words of encouragement. Limited supply of 50 shirts before we end production of this exclusive item.
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We wanted our first Vectorspace Hoodie to be something that you can wear everyday and not only something to HODL away in your closet waiting for the next CryptoCon. With your new hoodie you will be ready to look stylish no matter what life throws at you.
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As soon as you slip on your new Vectorspace shirt you will notice an immediate increase in your natural language processing/understanding abilities and will have no difficulty explaining the nuance of Space Bio-sciences to the unenlightened masses. Skip the white paper and ape into our 100% organic cotton Vectorspace shirt.
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This premium quality hoodie is fit for the finest diamond-hand HODLers in the OG VXV community. Featuring the original (and obviously superior) Vectorspace AI logo, wear this to show all those hype-chasing bandwagon hoppers who's part of the OG crew. The VXV OG Hoodie is made with 85% Organic Cotton, a double-layered hood, and flat drawcords with metal aglets. Feel the maximum power to fashion shame noobs and paperhanded HODLers who are stuck holding the bags in their cheap hoodies with mere single-layered hoods.
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Looking for the perfect hat to accessorize with your daily wear? Why not sport this classic baseball hat and flex your Vectorspace pride in style? It's perfect for an adventurous day out, with embroidery that never fades (just like your bullishness on VXV). Great for flexing in Twitter profile pictures, accessorizing with your other Subverted Norms shirts, and blocking the harsh UV rays of the sun. Mint a stylish look by wearing the classic black and white snapbacks with our VXV OG Hoodie. Or indulge in a totally unique look: the charcoal gray VXV Cap pairs well with our super sexy VXV Hex shirt.
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A dependable companion for long coffee-fuelled nights scouring the interweb for the next up-and-coming stonk to invest in, this VXV mug will keep you bullish even when the market is down. The sleek black-and-teal logo keeps you visualized on the millionaire you'll be once this badass tech takes off alongside Web3, rocketing us all to the moon.